Resident Simon
stuckinpurgatori:

lalaithbeinia:

eridanandastley:

THAT ISN’T EVEN A HOMESTUCK BLOG OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN’T

GODAMMIT CALIBORN YOUR WEAK-ASS PORN HAS CORRUPTED US ALL

MY FRIEND WROTE HALF OF AND ACTED IN A PLAY AND SHE BASICALLY SNUCK THIS LINE INTO THE SCRIPT AND WHEN WE WENT TO SEE IT EVERYONE LAUGHED EXCEPT US, HER HOMESTUCK TRASH FRIENDS, WHO JUST STARED IN DISBELIEF FOR TEN SECONDS AND THEN LOST OUR MINDS.

stuckinpurgatori:

lalaithbeinia:

eridanandastley:

THAT ISN’T EVEN A HOMESTUCK BLOG OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN’T

GODAMMIT CALIBORN YOUR WEAK-ASS PORN HAS CORRUPTED US ALL

MY FRIEND WROTE HALF OF AND ACTED IN A PLAY AND SHE BASICALLY SNUCK THIS LINE INTO THE SCRIPT AND WHEN WE WENT TO SEE IT EVERYONE LAUGHED EXCEPT US, HER HOMESTUCK TRASH FRIENDS, WHO JUST STARED IN DISBELIEF FOR TEN SECONDS AND THEN LOST OUR MINDS.

"14-year-old Parkview High School Freshman, Caleb Christian was concerned about the number of incidents of police abuse in the news.  Still, he knew there were many good police officers in various communities, but had no way of figuring out which communities were highly rated and which were not.  

So, together with his two older sisters: Parkview High School senior Ima Christian, and Gwinnett School of Math, Science, and Technology sophomore, Asha Christian, they founded a mobile app development company– Pinetart Inc., under which they created a mobile app called Five-O.

Five-O, allows citizens to enter the details of every interaction with a police officer.  It also allows them to rate that officer in terms of courtesy and professionalism and provides the ability to enter a short description of what transpired.  These details are captured for every county in the United States. Citizen race and age information data is also captured.

Additionally, Five-O allows citizens to store the details of each encounter with law enforcement; this provides convenient access to critical information needed for legal action or commendation.”

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andrew-schmidt:

"All Seeing" by Andrew Schmidt

andrew-schmidt:

"All Seeing" by Andrew Schmidt

kyleehenke:

platonic weddings should be a thing I want to get Best Friend married

vinegod:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal by Lele Pons

pmon3y69:

ludicrouscupcake:

broimhereforthemusic:

this cat looks stoked as hell

thats just
thats just butter in a hotdog bun

what the fuck do you mean “just” butter in a hot dog bun

pmon3y69:

ludicrouscupcake:

broimhereforthemusic:

this cat looks stoked as hell

thats just

thats just butter in a hotdog bun

what the fuck do you mean “just” butter in a hot dog bun

zubat:

If you’re in public and you can’t figure out a stranger’s gender, follow these steps:

  • Don’t worry about it.
Janelle Monáe - Electric Lady (feat. Solange)
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"Electric Lady" (ft. Solange) - Janelle Monáe

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time